Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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via sticky notes

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He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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He was talking smack.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How do you put a baby into a small bowl?

Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!