Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
It's not hard.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
wraps
Human beans
Quackamole.
Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
He didn't want to taco 'bout it
It says, "Shhh!" all day!