How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

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What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it