What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!