What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do old people often do?

Die

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.