How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

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Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!