How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.