How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Otherside Jokes More Otherside Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.