How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Otherside Jokes More Otherside Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!