What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky