What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.