What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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Oh na na, what's my name

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You get to meet new people everyday.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.