What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Previous Random Joke Next

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

Half Cat Jokes More Half Cat Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.