What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat