What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat