What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

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What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)