What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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Why was the young golfer so angry?

Because he was having a rough day.

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.