What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

Rough Day Jokes More Rough Day Jokes

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Why was the young golfer so angry?

Because he was having a rough day.