Idk Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happens when I die?

Idk...

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Rot Jokes More Rot Jokes

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.