What happens when I die?

Idk...

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.