What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter?

They would finally be right.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!