What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!