What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!