What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.