What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

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How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!