What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!