What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family