Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
The spaghetto
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
To run their hands through their hair
Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."
You can buy a silencer for a gun
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
A receding hareline
Because it was rated "PG"
Insert coin
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
Vacation.
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
