What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash