Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.