To run their hands through their hair
A: A really big moth!
Anne Boleyn's.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
She answered "About an inch".
Little Caesars
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
A condescending con descending.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Lindt choclate.