Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.