She answered "About an inch".
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
Vote for Bernie in a primary.
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
His answer: "My mom."
He got a hole in one.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Because they don't have any feet!
Folding money.