A 100 dollar bill you pervert!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Money.
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
Because then it'd be a foot
Back up a couple of inches.
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
Pull back a few inches
A hundred dollar bill.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Nothing.
my pen is
Back up a few inches
Just three inches.
Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D
he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
About three inches
About three inches.
100$ bill
Almond Joy.
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
She answered "About an inch".
Nothing
A: a $20 bill
Because they don't have any feet!
Folding money.
A: Who cares!
The pavement
They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
A barber.
Credit to Bo Burnham.
Where my knickers at "
BLEEE-AAAACH!
A: The handsome the caring and the majority.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Because someone told him to get along little doggie.
