Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Previous Random Joke Next
S Jokes More S Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Middle Finger Jokes More Middle Finger Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"