Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.