Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"