Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
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Nothing.
Kermit's fingers
Kermit the Frog's Finger.
Kermit's Finger.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Kermit's finger
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Kermit the frog
Kermit the frog's finger
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Kermit The Frog's fingers.
Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)
Bacon.
Kermit the frog's finger...
I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.
Kermit the frogs finger.
Kermit the frogs finger...
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
A: Kermit the Frog's Finger
Same middle name.
Kermit's finger.
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
Kermit the Frog's finger.
Whib It" by Devo.
Kermit's undivided
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
They kermit sucide
Kermit the Frog's finger
Hogwarts!
Kermit the frogs fingers"
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
They both like to pork.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
They kermit suidide !
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Kermit the Fog !
They always want to play leap frog with him
They share the same middle name.
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
Rub it rub it rub it.
Rubbit.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
There was a frog in her throat.
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.