What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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Because they're inbred.

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The house smells better !

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Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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Kermit the frogs finger...

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Kermit the Frog's fingers.