What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.