What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!