Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)