Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.