Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.