Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.