What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.