How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces