A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
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It was da-press-in.
He didn't give a sh...
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol
Just Juan and Emmanuel.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Replace the laces with earphones.
Replaced
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One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
A: Replace the nails with screws.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Juan
They took my hijab!
Juan.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Pollution.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Because it was charged with battery.
Because it got waterlogged.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
A Juan on Juan.
The hip replacement guy. /dad
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
The guy gets fierious.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
Boo-ddhism
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
The ultra sound guy.
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
They're both short essays.
Jos and Hose-B