A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It was da-press-in.
He didn't give a sh...
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol
Just Juan and Emmanuel.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Replace the laces with earphones.
Replaced
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
A: Replace the nails with screws.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Juan
They took my hijab!
Juan.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Pollution.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
The border.
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
The hip replacement guy. /dad
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Cargo pants
Reddit.
What if I want something that works violently right now "
Triangull
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
It's because they don't know the words.
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
removed
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
The conga !
