A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
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It was da-press-in.
He didn't give a sh...
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol
Just Juan and Emmanuel.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Replace the laces with earphones.
Replaced
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One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
A: Replace the nails with screws.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Juan
They took my hijab!
Juan.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
Pollution.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Forty feet of track - all straight!
None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
A religious movement.
Feed it laxatives.
Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it
Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.
Because they've forgotten the words !
The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.
Only 12. One for every month.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
