The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
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The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
The hip replacement guy. /dad
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
He was trying to get her pedicure.
They only had two vans
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
Lean Beef
Because he's a pain in the neck.
I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?
ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas