Popular Guy Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Hip Replacement Guy Jokes More Hip Replacement Guy Jokes

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

they say.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.