I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Your Sherlock Homie
He's never Reddit.
Misspell the paunch line.
I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)
Gimme a slug of whiskey.
Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!