How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed