I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Michael Jackson.
He was nonplussed.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "
