How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !