What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

German Guy Jokes More German Guy Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.