What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

German Guy Jokes More German Guy Jokes

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!