Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls