Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.