What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)