Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound did they make?

Bum-bum tssh!

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away