Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

log log log log log log log log log...

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What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch