How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!