What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

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They storm the baaaastille.

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool