What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.