What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator"

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.