What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.