What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.