What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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Abbey stung me on the nose !

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.