What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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