What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.