What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !