What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !