What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.