What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.