What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!