What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.