Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.