Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!