How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*