How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)