How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)