How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Rimshot Jokes More Rimshot Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)