How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.