Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"