Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!