Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.