Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)