Square Root Jokes

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

What's the square root of sixty-nine?

What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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Down for the count!

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

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What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.