Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.