Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"