Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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Cardigan Jokes More Cardigan Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Designate Jokes More Designate Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Graphic Designer Jokes More Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

Web Design Jokes More Web Design Jokes

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.