Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ?

Jog-raphy !

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Fashion Jokes More Fashion Jokes

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Cardigan Jokes More Cardigan Jokes

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Where is it?

ME: I have no idea

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Mohammed