Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Cardigan Jokes More Cardigan Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !