Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.