Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

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What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.