Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.