Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
A Mini Golf.
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.